An intercepted letter

(The following letter in Goblinese was sent from Underhall to a nearby goblin settlement. All spelling errors are the fault of the original writer)

To Grik,

You not believe what we been threw last day! Roxx might move clan to another ruin! These adventurers keep coming and bunging up place. Even worse than last ones who broke statue. At least we feast off of them.

This time, lot of big jobs come in, kill my favourite two headed doggies AND the giant spiders Roxx was saving for silk harvest. They tie me up, muck up all the dirt and get blood everywhere! And mess up my ear collection! And they burn dinner all up! Say it some rite or something. Perfectly good meal wasted.

            I tell them about tentacle thing, hope maybe they take it out or just LEAVE already, but they faff about and wander all over like they drink too much Gnrglbrsh.

            I tell you funny thing tho—they run right into gargoyles! Almost kill them! I laugh til I almost wet pants. Bash! Crash! But stupid venturers beat the stoneheads. But then they keep goin’! They go lookin’ at that nasty altar with the dust monsters.

            You shoulda heard the screamin’ when they get blinded! Grizz DID pee his pants. Half them even fall asleep. Roxx hear the snores all the way in next room. They finally kill all the nasty mephitis tho. Roxx can’t complain ‘bout that as they kill Freegle with they nasty dust. But now gross SAND everywhere in Underhall!

            Mebbe you send me some skullcleavers or hexers before next group come. Roxx sick of mess they make.

--Roxx